The "Don't Eat Poop!" Statement Tee
Black / XS
$30.00
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Say it loud and clear with the "Don't Eat Poop!" long sleeve tee—your perfect mix of bold attitude and comfy style. Made from super soft 100% airlume combed cotton (with cozy cotton-poly blends in heathers), this versatile tee keeps you comfy whether you’re lounging, layering, or stepping out. Rock it casual with jeans or dress it up with chinos—either way, you’re making a statement that’s both fun and fearless.
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic & Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles for extra softness
• Regular fit, side-seamed
• Crew neck with cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
Made just for you after you order—because quality and comfort never go out of style!
The "Don't Eat Poop!" Statement Tee
$30.00
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic & Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles for extra softness
• Regular fit, side-seamed
• Crew neck with cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
Made just for you after you order—because quality and comfort never go out of style!
Size guide
| SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | CHEST TO FIT (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 | 25 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 | 25 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 | 26 ¼ |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 | 26 ⅞ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 | 27 ½ |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 | 28 ⅛ |