Don’t Eat Poop! — The Hoodie That’s Soft, Funny, and Totally Worth It
Black / S
$59.00
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Alright, picture this: the softest hoodie you’ll ever slip into, and it’s rocking one of the coolest, cheekiest designs out there. Yep, it’s the “Don’t Eat Poop!” hoodie. Perfect for anyone who loves a little humor with their streetwear.
It’s got everything you want—super soft cotton face, a cozy pouch pocket to keep your hands warm or stash your essentials, and a snug, warm hood that’s perfect for those chilly evenings. Plus, there’s a subtle self-fabric patch on the back and matching flat drawstrings to keep the look sharp.
One quick heads-up—this hoodie runs on the smaller side, so if you want that perfect comfy fit, definitely size up by one.
Seriously, once you put this on, you won’t want to take it off. Trust me.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Don’t Eat Poop! — The Hoodie That’s Soft, Funny, and Totally Worth It
$59.00
It’s got everything you want—super soft cotton face, a cozy pouch pocket to keep your hands warm or stash your essentials, and a snug, warm hood that’s perfect for those chilly evenings. Plus, there’s a subtle self-fabric patch on the back and matching flat drawstrings to keep the look sharp.
One quick heads-up—this hoodie runs on the smaller side, so if you want that perfect comfy fit, definitely size up by one.
Seriously, once you put this on, you won’t want to take it off. Trust me.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |