The Salmonella Watch Hoodie
Stay fresh and fight the funk with the "Salmonella Happens" hoodie from Champion—the perfect hoodie to keep you dry, comfy, and stylish all day long. Featuring moisture-wicking Double Dry® technology, this hoodie is your go-to gear for staying cool on the move while making a bold statement that Salmonella happens, but not on your watch!
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Light Steel: 50% cotton, 40% polyester, 10% black polyester
• Fabric weight: 9 oz/yd² (305 g/m²)
• Regular fit (size up for a looser vibe!)
• Set-in sleeves for easy movement
• Two-ply hood with dyed-to-match drawcord
• Kangaroo pocket for keeping hands warm or stashing essentials
• Heavy rib-knit waistband and cuffs for a snug, comfy fit
Rock your Don’t Eat Poop! swag and keep it clean, cozy, and confident wherever you go.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 34-37 | 34 ½ |
| M | 29 | 38-41 | 35 ½ |
| L | 30 | 42-45 | 36 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 46-49 | 37 ½ |